Took me about a day and a half. I dtayed up until 3am working on it.

Whoa, sick burn bro. Yes, I went to the pyramids, opened a sarcophagus, and asked a mummy for permission.

But but but... I thought it was the WHEN not the WHY...?

Date of Pearl Harbor attack: December 7, 1941

Cool come back bro. It took me a whole 10 seconds to make this account and shit on you. Your argument is not only “when” but “why”, genius. Take your L and keep it moving lil buddy. It's the UK way. ;)

The US entered WWII primarily because of Pearl Harbor, genius. Japan was our primary enemy. We came to Europe too, kicked ass, and took the spoils. Hence, the Cold War.