Man, I love watching Michael Phelps race but that clock was so obnoxious.

as they had seven-hour-old footage of Russians doing gymnastics badly to show you

They probably, privately hate each other like every other young group of girls.

Here’s a handful of not-necessarily-related, objective observations:

Jeeeesus Christ can she stick those landings.

Pacquiao: No more talk! It’s time for me to fight drugs!

When we’ve finally annihilated the traditional aspects of our culture so thoroughly that even dressage is publicly scorned, and when we elect Hillary Clinton and the Russians hack her e-mail again before their invasion, you and your ilk like Princess Patrick Red Ford will be glad to have someone around who can command…