And thanks to NBC for completely glossing over her amazing win yesterday. I guess everyone knowing exactly how long Phelps had to rest before swimming in a semifinal was too crucial to miss.

My favorite part was how the US finalists actually cheered each other on. The Russian gymnasts just ignore each other after their routines.

She looks like a volleyball player next to Biles...who probably only comes up to a pro volleyball player’s kneecap.

Her feet are made out of hot tar and fly paper.

They are amping up the cold war rhetoric. It’s why the one Russian swimmer was talked about constantly even though others have been implicated, as well.

Since English is the national language of South Africa, le Clos should have little trouble looking up the definition of “bulletin board material” after Phelps drinks his milkshake in the event final.