My grandpa was born in 1922 (a few months before The Great Gatsby was published); he voted in every Presidential election from when he was eligible in 1940 to the one before he died 2008. He served in WWII as an airplane radio operator in the Himalayas. He had to crash land a plane once— “I was shaking in my boots”,…

Every time you start to feel bad for her, remember, she agreed to marry this repulsive man, she spread the lies about Obama, and she is complicit in every shitty thing he does.

That’s someone in a rabbit costume standing behind the guy singing.

My dad said traffic getting into town that weekend was hell and that everyone basically lost their minds. I can say with confidence that it really was the most exciting thing that has happened to that town in its entire history.

Megan, my grandpa used to live in Rhinebeck, and literally the entire time the wedding was happening I was getting live e-mail updates. “I heard the Clintons have arrived!” “Mrs. So-and-So saw Bill at the coffee shop!” “Hillary waved at people outside a store!” I think he was halfway expecting that the whole town…

Oh wow, my gif didn’t load for a really long time, hete— so I thought it was a still picture of a lifesize toy soldier in bunny ears and red lipstick. I didn’t realize it sang. And​ now I see Trump has to be reminded to act properly. Bwahaha.

Isn’t it funny how no one is talking about the tapping anymore.

Jesus... Startin’ to feel real bad for Melania right about now. I mean I did before, but yikes.

Exactly. Dipshit forgets that his Twitter is public record. Because it’s public, and he’s the fucking president.

He doesn’t know how to embed photos in tweets. There is a 0% chance he sent that one.

He has been unintentionally self-sabotaging his biggest executive orders because he cannot shut the fuck up.

Aside from the bunny ears, is that some kind of military uniform that person is wearing? Or did Trump specially request that someone dress up like a toy soldier?

Get rid of the courts and there’s no problem!

He absolutely forgot, given that his first tweets were at 4 in the morning, and the birthday wishes at 8.

Nope. May he remain as stubborn and mentally deficient as he is, so the adults in the judiciary can do their work and use his constant fuckups to reduce his reach as much as they can.

But “ban” is in quotation marks so it could mean anything. I mean “tapped” means all types of surveillance.

My favorite bit of that clip is the singer with bunny ears.

Yeah...’someone’

OMG I can’t find the interview, but it’s one from several years back where he’s flying with a reporter to Mara Lago and someone reminds him it’s Melania’s birthday and he totally blows it off. If anyone can find that interview I would be in your debt :)

Huh. I honestly thought he’d forget his wife’s birthday.