Those who live by the pun die by the pun.

I generally agree with you, except that the singular WORST wine I have ever had was Chilean. I wish I could remember what it was exactly because the two people I tried it with also found it to be the most disgusting wine ever. Seriously, I couldn’t even cook with it, it was so bad.

That is gut wrenching. It makes it even more real by seeing the evil backed up through bureaucracy and paper work.

Did he come around and realize that he was asking you to mess around with your fertility?

Good (for the yelling part) because so many guys have their heads so far up their ass when it comes to reproductive responsibility.

A good pun always cracks me up, but that yolk was going too far.

That’s because maufacturing/mining are MANJOBS for MANLYMEN. Service jobs are sissy ‘work’ for the lil’ladies.

Post pictures! I love rats and their sweetie ickle noses!!

I’m replying to this partly because you’re awesome but mainly because that book sound like a hilarious read that I should track down.

Oh that’s good, I’m keeping that.

Off topic; but I love your username.

Thank you so much for your conscientious advice. I really appreciate it and I hope it works out for me. The school in which I am enrolling my daughter is k-12 French immersion. It’s a tiny school with about 500 students total, so there’s no escape if I mess up my social interactions. Luckily, I’m very good at faking…

Hey, you do you. I love how I look with make up on and I would totally be #complicit too if I wasn’t a super lazy stay at home mom.

Ugh that is so gross. Though it’s amazing how guilty people project their shit onto everyone else.

That was a really inspiring story. I can only aspire to be as calm as you when the eventual snubs start rolling in. My daughter starts kindergarten next year so I haven’t yet experienced that kind of interaction.

I literally asked that exact question to someone once. It resulted in one play date and then later a “new fone who dis”

Soooo true! I just don’t wear make up most of the time so that when I do its kind of a big deal.

Guys, I have mermaid hair RIGHT NOW. I don’t want everyone to copy that!