I'm sure there's someone out there who saw the last picture and said "Nooo! Shepard belongs with Garrus!"

Cat 1: "Hmm. I can find no flaws in your defense. You show much promise, young disciple."

Seriously people, stop hating. I don't care if the movie ends up sucking, I'm due for my next dose of alien face-melting goodness anyway.

It's good they're FINALLY looking into making stealth less overpowered. Crysis games are fun and all but stealth really makes things too easy (even more so in Crysis 2).

Hearted.

Do the people of China know that these are rip-offs? (Granted they probably know those iPhones and iPods are rip-offs, they assembled them) It's like some of these were made intentionally just to fuck with westerners.

Does anyone else think we need a reboot of The Mask? I mean, Jim Carrey pretty much nailed it with his performance but damn it, I love Mask so much I'm willing to risk another bad movie.

Crysis nailed the setting and open-ended gameplay, while Crysis 2 refined the control and pacing of the combat, wonder what they'll do with Crysis 3.

Crysis 2 was really mediocre, but Crysis 1 was really good. Of course, this was back in 2007, I don't know how well the game has aged. (Fuuuu, has it really been 5 years?)

There are things you need to know/do both inside and outside of the game.

As someone who watched Doraemon religiously growing up, this is f*cked up beyond imagination.

Did ANYBODY else read that as "Daigo Umehara"?

I had the exact opposite reaction with Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I had gotten so accustomed to seeing Ford Prefect in the image of Mos Def that I just can't get accustomed to... well, this.

The spider is like: "Oi mate, that's my dinner! Eugh, that's nasty."

Video games are stupid you say?

I was at the harbor in Sydney once and the water was saturated with jellyfish. You could not stick your pinky in the water without touching one. And being in Australia, I had no intention of taking a chance with anything.

It can't possibly be worse than Spiderman, so why not.

I'm not sure you're really supposed to.

Just makes me think of this. Fast forward to 2:16.

I guess whether you're a levo-protein species or a dextro-protein species, you can enjoy watermelon.