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I mean, at the very least Biden has issued statements and gone to meet with protesters while Trump was rage-tweeting from his underground bunker.

I mean he kind of is -he’s released statements; he spoke with the Floyd family and he's reached out and spoken to protestors in person.  He's not eloquent but he does seem to do the retail, quieter stuff well--the things requiring the basic decency and empathy our current POTUS so obviously lacks

She’s trying to stay relevant. You know, because she did it at a rich people/eating disorder magazine so her charm must be universal.

Thank you. Amy cannot be a choice now or ever. There’s a good chance she’s literally the reason all this violence is happening.

While in a certain way I get the pragmatic reasons for this, for example I’m certain the Secret Service was glad about not making the building a clearer target, it is still a somewhat baffling symbolic decision.

I can’t imagine that The Lincoln Project won’t have an ad out in days on this. It’s the entire administration wrapped up in a single picture.

This asshole can’t get people to not smoke in a museum. I’m not interested in what she has to say about politics.

Meanwhile current “president” just turned the lights off like a little bitch and is hiding in the basement again.

In United States of America. You don’t eat the rock. The Rock eats you!

I think it’s a pube...

For those that can’t see Twitter:

Anyone else notice that strand of hair on the first pic? #ewwwwww

Looks like the work of an amateur. I bet Earth didn’t even let the ingredients warm up to room temperature before mixing them together. I bet Earth didn’t even use a water bath.

Yeah right. Hidden bastard children are scandalous. PS, he's still a POS, now he just uses the bible to justify it.

Fuck the Duck Dynasty guys. I’ve got nothing other than that. They’re garbage and I’m just mad. I got a three day ban from Facebook for saying men are trash. It’s stupid and I’m angry about it after seeing the absolute awful garbage people can get away with. 

Yea God works in mysterious ways.....

Papa Duck has always set unwell with me. I worked mostly with black children during the height of his show, and they loved it! Tshirts and everything. I remember thinking he’s probably shocked at how diverse his audience is considering his comments about black people. He has a daughter out of wedlock, doesn’t remember

WTF? Maybe this would have made more sense if he had done a monologue beforehand, but this just seems like “here’s a video of my son dancing, which is obviously important because I’m a celebrity.” Her sentence doesn’t read well either. Not only is he “paying tribute” to George, he’s also “paying tribute” to “all acts

I’m confused by this. 

It’s just so bizarre! Even the dog looks a little disturbed.