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I’m guessing the text was more in reference to the danger of home-made submarines than her anticipating the murder.

They need to look like over sexualised barbies

I wouldn’t really want to answer snarky questions at my job from someone obviously trolling me.

Why are you surprised that receptionists at random hair salons are not wasting their time entertaining a random phone caller’s random questions about extensions at the RNC?

When Kimmy goes to visit her immigrant family, does she put her extensions in a pet carrier and in to 14 day quarantine?

The things I learn here.....

you mean nut juice?

Skillet is getting quite cornographic.

Tony Spera: “Annabelle’s alive - well, I shouldn’t say alive...”

No kidding! WTF was the first thing I said to myself when I read this headline. So hard to wrap my head around this. Being a person who doesn’t necessarily like people paying attention to me, shit like this will always be nearly impossible for me to understand the motivations behind.

Jesus christ... this is what you’re fucking commenting about? Who would play them in a fucking movie? 

And may I just point out that I don’t imagine anyone of the age of consent would actually consent to have sex with AD unless a) paid handsomely or b) trafficked. 

Now I understand why AD has been saying that statutory rape is an outdated concept. The age of consent should be 15 according to him.

“As we’ve grown exponentially, I’ve not been able to stay on top of everything and relied on others to do their jobs as they knew I’d want them done. Clearly some didn’t. That will now change and I’m committed to ensuring this does not happen again.”

They have always existed in a bubble separated away from the unwashed masses. 

“My friend and I did what anyone else would do in the same situation

And by very long while, you mean forever. Right?

why can’t COVID-19 take out a Jenner or a couple of KhardASSians? Is it really too much to ask for in these trying times? Just a little example of deserved fate is all I ask.