In the midwest, especially the upper midwest (like at the top of Michigan’s lower peninsula), lakes and rivers sometimes freeze.

It’s somewhat refreshing that he asked for, rather than demanded, special treatment, and (apparently) didn’t make a fuss when the answer was “no.”

It’s not tribal behavior, it’s self defense.

Not to be a downer, but I’ve called those hotlines. They suck. The last one I bothered calling gave me directions to a hospital... that had burned down fifteen years ago.

i mean...there’s no 100% confirmation that it was suicide.  So...fuck  YOU maybe?

I choose to believe she’s has a ton of work done. I choose to believe this because she’s a few years older than I am but looks so good. I don’t want to believe that I too could look like that if I just exercise more and eat better. :) 

I don’t know why, but when I see “Leslie Jordan,” I always think “Leslie Jones.”

This is a typo, but one that makes me wonder if you were sold out of an Victorian orphanage to a chimney sweep.  

Yea, my monocle didnt even jitter from the shock of holy rolling assholes using money to push their narrative.

Will I ever understand the appeal of *gestures toward 92% of the dirt bags mentioned in Dirt Bag*? Probably not...

Yup. Botox can be used to lift your eye and correct assymetry in the face. After 3-6 months, the Botox wears off and the assymetry will return, along with the wrinkles / facial movements. He looks at least 10 years older than normal, so I would attribute this to 1) fillers and Botox wearing off and 2) overworking…

I’m with you here. Also, not all strokes look the same. I had one at 38 and didn’t even know it (cerebellar, it was found on a routine MRI for my migraines). I think I know when it happened, but didn’t know it was happening.

Not filler, but maybe botox. Bad botox reactions can sometimes cause unilateral or bilateral ptosis, and there’s nothing you can do until it wears off. It could also be that he’s really, really tired. My eyelid starts twitching when I haven’t slept enough. That dude has too many jobs. He needs a break, he looks awful. 

Me too, but unfortunately the evangelical right used her as a prop to “show” people how abortion is harmful and the only emotion after is regret. I’m sure she influenced those on the fence about it during that time, and that in turn probably helped drum up a lot of support on the ground to chip away at Roe v. Wade on…

I’d laugh about it if everyone was able to get abortions these days, but they can’t. 

Jojo has been a regular point of discussion at jez for years. 

I wonder if Seacrest’s uneven eyes were the result of a filler issue rather than a health problem.

::3 days from now:: “I never said I was taking it! Who says I said I was taking it?! The Fake News Media!”

1 This looks like the pantry of every 24 year old male.

Lawson is a fun story - it started out as a retail outlet at a dairy farm in Ohio. It eventually became a chain of convenience stores throughout the Midwest and eventually expanded to Japan. The US branch ended up being sold multiple times - what little remains are a bunch of Circle K stations in the Ohio area that…