Those poor vaginas didn't feel a thing. 

“more GOP women than ever before”

If this guy with the obvious coke/adderall lung, who sucks air like a whale finished exploring the Mariana Trench after finishing a sentence, doesn’t get the worst possible case, there’s your proof that there’s no divine justice.

Let’s not kid ourselves, the GOP is pro-death of Americans and everything they say, do, and don’t do with regards to this pandemic, mass shootings, and domestic terrorism in general is proof positive. I’ll qualify my statement by saying that they are pro-death of Americans so long as it is white Americans causing, or…

He might be. Or maybe the flowers have yet to bloom. (crosses fingers)

Agreed. The FBI didn’t knock on Kelly Loeffler’s door and she sold off her stock, too:

Exactly. The second I heard about this investigation I knew it was retaliation by Barr and Trump for making them look bad. 

Why are the shelves so full of masks? Don’t they know that there’s an epidemic going on? Ship ‘em!

My boyfriend just dumped me on sunday during Quarantine. It was both unexpected and completely heartbreaking. Thankfully we didn’t live together but he was the only person I was seeing in person during quarantine. Mary-Kate, girl we will get through this.

‘Could I be your hairy wife woman when you pan across the banquet table of dwarves?’

So no one’s going to post that image huh? Ok, I’ll bite. Whenever I think of them I think of this picture and the bowls full of cigarettes at their wedding.

At minimum, someone who wasn’t in their mid 20s when she was a famous toddler. I’m not against all May-December romances, but the Olsen twins are so petite and childish looking (when they’re not style to look 80) that seeing them paired up with much older men looked squicky.

Speaking of Lee Atwater, I had to look him up the other day, and I was seriously shocked to find out that he died when he was only 40! That’s younger than I am now!

Cocaine lumberjack is a helluva look.

Literally saw someone (real person) yesterday claiming that Trump wasn’t racist because there wasn’t a clip of him saying “I am racist.”  You might be inclined to think I’m exaggerating there; I most definitely am not.  

His dad is a fucking birther! 

I wonder if someone who either works with him or Fox actually hates him. “No dude, you don’t need to wash your face. And that shirt you wear when you’re mowing the lawn? That’s perfect.”
He looks like every drunk guy who corners you in a bar so he can tell you “the truth” about black people.

Don Jr.’s grandfather was arrested at a Klan rally, and was then set free without charges.

He looks fucking wasted. The screenshot is right from a DUI bulletin.