In the early 1990s I sold used cars. The various dealers all knew each other and we’d trade inventory that wasn’t quite a fit for our lot. One guy up the street usually had slightly nicer cars than us, so I’d visit him regularly to see what he had that he didn’t want to sell but would fit our more budget-minded…

And we are going gloss over that he had the costumes and mannequins at the ready...

But who will be pulling the strings?

Mannequins are creepy. This is a bad idea. 

We can listen to your advice, but there are people on the other side saying there’s not going to be a surge and that we can safely open the economy and the facts will bear this out.

Yeah for people that shop as a recreational activity, I guess they’re in bad shape. For the rest of us, we’re looking at that headline thinking it’s always sucked.

No one seemed to be like “get away from me” when I walked next to them. That’s what I’ve encountered at grocery stores.

I love the lines that McConnell draws - it’s not okay for a former president to critique a current one, but it is okay for a current president to critique a former one.

I think it’s tortellini. Looks like a little hair bun, and if he had it in the “fresh” packs or frozen it would work ... okay.... in the microwave.

I was going to guess radiatori or campanelle, just because they’re short pastas, and kind of blobby and squiggly?

“It looks like a sort of messy…like, the hair bun on a girl.”

“I mean she looked Chinese. Why can’t she ask China? Don’t they all know each other?”
Coming from Dr. Clorox, this is only about a 3 on the crazy scale. Sadly, the lizard-brained racist doesn’t know when to not react with what’s in his buffer or to STFU.

Even the fetus is over her!

I call Keaton’s style in this vid “Rhythym Nation, but directed by Woody Allen.”

Did a double-take before I realized there was a comma in that headline. Yikes.

I had my portrait down at the end of high school - it was done for all graduates (a small group) by a well known photographer. And now I am going to share with you all as to how that glow is accomplished. Vaseline. Not on the lens. On our faces. The assistant applied it in a certain way and we all looked glorious. 

I read a biography of MM when I was 11 or so, a REALLY long time ago, and one detail that always stayed with me was that she slathered her face with vaseline and the author noted that it promoted hair growth. I don’t know if either of these things is true but it does gel with the dry skin remark. Also, EW. 

I have that Waring blender! It’s been passed down from my parents to my older sister to me and the thing is a tank. Not just the thick glass jar but the base is so much more heavy and solid than newer ones it’s not even close. I’m not exaggerating when I say that this blender will outlive us all.

Oh, heck, macrame all the things. Fill your house with dusty rope and ribbons.