This is so idiotic i cant even get my head round it. You don’t just recover from this thing then crack on with your life as normal. My cousin has just recovered from it (shes a nhs worked and contracted it at work), she now has pleural rub on the base of her lungs, the lungs rub together (you can hear them doing that…

Mrs Glenfiddich up there appears to have started drinking after she took out her curlers, then forgot to tease out and set that hair. That is an unfinished 60s ‘do.

That’s my point. Those cookies look like they taste amazing but they aren’t pretty. They aren’t instagrammable. They look like normal cookies.

Buy yerself a Fry Daddy or a Presto. You fill it with peanut oil. Fry stuff at will. Let the oil cool and put the plastic lid on. It has a small counterspace footprint too. When the oil gets dark - pour it into an old pickle jar. Let the crumbs sink to the bottom. Wipe out the interior of the fryer and clean the sides.…

Your nostalgia has given you rose-tinted glasses with this one. Originally, Pop-Tarts weren’t frosted at all

TEN?! TEN PRETZELS FOR TWENTY BUCKS?! Are they out of their minds? There’s nothing special about pretzel dough, the whole point of spending that kind of money is to not have to learn the techniques and take the time to perfect making pretzels, if you’re selling kits that means you expect the customer to do exactly…

and you can make grape nuts by grabbing a handful of gravel but no one wants either of those when you can have pancake cereal

The one thing in the world that makes me feel old is food that you’re supposed to photograph but not actually enjoy. 

Do you just not flip them? Flipping that many would be torture, but otherwise don’t they come out either very dry or still gummy?

That fucking name guarantees us a tell-all memoir in about 25 years. And, seriously, those two are so far up their own asses I hope the kid ditches them the second the trust fund (if daddy doesn’t tweet that into the shitter) is released. Narcissists shouldn’t breed.

Is that really the baby’s name? In 2020 you have to make it very clear what’s real and what’s a joke. 

All his previous children were born via IVF and I just assumed this was intentional. I could absolutely see him being the kind of guy who says he’d be disappointed to have a daughter ‘cause girls “don’t like science.”

I’m taking a lot of (very petty) joy today in the fact that even though Musk is super rich, he’s looking bloated as hell. Jeez, eat some vegetables and drink some water. He’s making 48 look kind of terrible.

Well yeah, she probably shouldn’t be quarantining with the guy if they’re not long-term. So if she’s hanging out with her casual fuckbuddy right now, then yes, I am questioning her intelligence.

That story is...really weirding me out and making me feel uncomfortable about her.

I am surprised that the MAGAts don’t actually latch onto Eisenhowser. After all, he was the president that initiated “Operation Wetback” — the Mexican deportation operation that gives Stephen Miller wet dreams. My guess is that they don't know who he is and his tax rates for the 1% and corporations was around 70-90%…

Chopped and Chopped Junior are on the Food Network.

I imagine her audience skews older, don’t know how many teenagers are watching Top Chef on Bravo.

Exactly.   The tone of the story is a lot different if reversed.   "I sexualize my acting partners". Is like something out of darkest region s of #metoo

I don’t have any idea who Padma Lakshmi’s fanbase is, though it’s clearly large. Hopefully they’re mainly old enough and unimpressionable enough to see she’s drinking iced tea from a fancy tequila bottle. Because if kids are out there trying to swig a pint or so of straight tequila, the Emergency Rooms would have a…