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My guess is that it might be a good option for feeding families with multiple kids? Just a guess.

I bought those Hormel tamales once.  That will not happen again.

To give some context to this: the Lund Walpurgis celebration is a, semi-spontaneous, festival that draws crowds of around 30-40 000. The park isn’t all that big, and you meet a lot of new people simply because you trip over them. I say semi-spontaneous because, back in my day at least, there were DJs and dancefloors.

Cough. A lot.

I’m just having fun saying “nukazuke” over and over (it’s better than “What TF are we going to DO?”

THIS!!!! I work at a cemetery and Funeral home - we’re considered essential - but not essential enough to stay open 40 hours and get paid for putting ourselves at risk (I am down to 40% of my usual income with PT job gone and this one reduced 25%).

Only a celebrity mother, or a rich woman like Cindy McCain, can do this shit with drugs and not have CPS knocking down their door and taking their kids. Hell, Cindy McCain even got to adopt a child at the height of her addiction.

At first glance I seriously thought those were Nascar-style jackets hung over the chairs to enforce social distancing and class-up the place, Georgia-style.

Zources Zay Zayn Is a Zaddy

I was recently made aware of her awful runway walk and it made my jaw drop; don’t really follow fashion but it could be the worst ever?

You just need the bonkers tablescape to make it complete!

One place I’ll agree with Sandra Lee is that, in almost all instances, boxed cake mix is the way to go. You can boost its flavor and texture by using milk (or if you have it, buttermilk is BOMB) 1 for 1 in place of the water. Add an extra egg, and a splash of vanilla. Beat for a bit longer than is called for in the

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I’ve seen chefs do the trick with the base of the chef’s knife when they were showing off.

Growing up, my best friend was Mormon. She, of course, had seven siblings and a SAHM. Looking back, her dad couldn’t have made more than $70k, but this was back in the 1980s so maybe that was enough.

This is a very shallow response to this, but whenever I’ve seen Brad Pitt in the past few years, I just want to know who his dermatologist and/or plastic surgeon are, because he looks about 15 years younger than he is without getting into uncanny valley territory.

I love all the wood and pantries are the best. I'd much rather have one than cupboards.

I love that she did that with no makeup and just out of bed hair. It’s a gorgeous house. 

Well of course it is. If there is a spectrum where Martha Stewart is on one end and Paula Deen is on the other, Rachel Ray occupies an unpretentious middle ground that’s neither snobby nor trashy.

I am a Nova Scotian, currently residing here, and this has devastated our province. It’s a small province so it’s been easy for lots of people to find connections to the victims. This started domestic, but it was all very premeditated it seems, he would have been acquiring all these weapons illegally, the officer