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Some people are more excited by Watching Shit Burn Down than trying to fix institutions and will vote for the candidate that promises to do that.

“I don’t think this younger generation probably understands what I was doing in the past and it’s often true, isn’t it?” Anne says.

I have loved Padma Lakshmi ever since Salman Rushdie trashed her in his autobiography. If she could handle that insufferable, solipsistic, bloviating arachnid, she can handle Becky from Instagram.

Here’s what I’ve learned: the youth really are not leftists and they superficially adopt left leaning issues while refusing to consider or support the economic, political and social reorganization required to make change. They are slightly progressive liberals. 

Bernie was lucky it was a virtual chat. Otherwise she probably would have hit him with a chair for dropping out of the race.

...except that she loves Bernie with all her heart and for Jezebel, that’s enough.

It seems that without constant reminders of the facts that Cardi B is a violent attacker of women, and a vicious transphobe, Jezebel just moves through it’s natural loop.  That is, spewing out fawning content to a person that is at complete odds with the progressive values Jezebel claims to represent.

And I be looking on Twitter and Instagram, and I know there’s so much people, like the youth, supports you so. Much.

Lol, no I’m not just making a wild assumption based on zoom. People are also stating that their botox is wearing off and the miss getting lip fillers. A bunch of people have made comments like this. 

This comment made me laugh way too hard omg 😂😂😂

BARBOUR

For fuck’s sake, it’s not that hard.

I like the silver I’m starting to see in peoples hair.

There is appx zero chance they didn’t both go “ahhhh ha ha ha OMG GENITAL FISSURE, like when you tear down there while giving birth, omg we have to, we can change it later.” I wouldn’t believe that was an “oops” coming from some random boring person; from a professional funny* person it’s simply not possible.

Amy, I don’t believe you that you didn’t know exactly what you were doing with your CHILD’S name.  Changing it is the right thing to do, but does not excuse the stunt you pulled by doing it.  We know exactly what you did.  Shame. 

Kobe Bryant is a fucking rapist. Why the hell is Jezebel glorifying him or his shitbag wife? He’s dead. Let his bullshit legacy die too.

Totally agree. However I am still really curious to know why Bruce is with his ex and their adult kids and not with his wife and young children.

True. But would you not hope it wouldn't be to the exclusion of his current wife and children with her?

Also from the NYTimes piece that you quote:

I am ambivalent when it comes to Katy Perry, but I believe the hats are a seasonal decoration changed with the seasons.  And she looks cute in the costume with her bump.