Yeah at this point I don’t think Rey being Han and Leia’s child would add anything to the story.

Nah, Miles is way too young and doesn’t seem to give a shit about rice.

Wonder if it’s Uncle Ben?

No way he was marooned. Even if he didn’t have a ship it’d be as easy as a force call to Leia, “umm, can you come pick me up?”

I’m pretty sure Luke has a way off and could leave if he wanted to.

Of all the things I love about the new Star Wars trilogy, possibly what I love best is bringing Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamill back to a more public position for interviews. Such genuine, insightful, supportive people, I adore every interview with either of them.

I thought the subtext was Luke and Han were not on good terms, and that MAYBE it wasn’t Han’s decision. When he explains to Rey and Finn what happened to Luke, he says “Those who knew him best said he went searching for the first Jedi temple,” or something along those lines, strongly implying he was NOT one of those…

In a film full of remarkably safe, fanservicey decisions, saving Luke until the end was an admirably bold piece of storytelling restraint, and it was executed beautifully.

Kylo Ren: “What are you going to do now? Run away to some backwater world and hide for 20 years?”

Also, Snoke refers to Luke as that in dialogue at one point.

I assume the people who are still confused about the title of Episode 8 never bothered to read the opening crawl for The Force Awakens.

That quote about ST: Discovery by Mark DeBevoise works perfectly if you read it in Donald Trump’s voice:

They were not the entire fleet and Thrawn said as much.

They were trying to assemble the full fleet for a strike on Lothal, to destroy the TIE Dedender factory, but once it became clear it was a trap not everyone showed up.

You know what I love about that scene? I mean, despite Vader being scary and essentially a slasher villain.

Not sure how up to speed you are with Star Wars canon, but no, he didn’t.

One villainous blue giraffe, coming up:

The reference is so subtle it doesn’t actually exist!

Click bait strikes again.

That’s not a reference. That’s a plot point. They’re different things.