Of course I can still travel to Cuba, I’m Canadian.

Stupid never sleeps.

Rage, rage against the calling of the last.

Also, a lot of call centers place more calls than they can handle. The days are over when a call didn’t get made until an employee was free. Now they use programs that try to anticipate when employees will be free and call accordingly.  Their software assumes that a certain percentage of the people doing surveys or…

He’s everything Jameis wants
He’s everything Jameis needs
He’s everything inside of Jameis
That Jameis wishes Jameis could be
He says all the right things
At exactly the right time
But he means nothing to Jameis
And you don’t know why

Maybe the pilot is a tick.

Is it dusty in here?

You’d be amazed/depressed at how many couples conceive as a last-ditch effort to save a failing marriage.

Misread the Disease as VWIltis

Not only is Pillar a great defender, he does a whole lot of charity work in Toronto. The dude gives back in so many ways: donations, volunteering his time, and leading various initiatives. I guess you could call him an important guy of the community.

At least it was just a mattress. If anything bigger furniture wise, that accident would have been sofa king bad.

Everyone Falls In Love Sometime

It must be the turn, I’m apexing

Probably worth it

Damn you, for being so right

Saur-ry

“Big fucking deal. I used to call that a good Tuesday.”

Super powers may be an exaggeration, but I watched the game last night and noticed a vast deferens in his abilities.

“Nobody is recording the Super Bowl to watch the next day.”