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Jun 19 2017
46

Of course I can still travel to Cuba, I’m Canadian.

Jun 6 2017
102

Rage, rage against the calling of the last.

Jun 3 2017
9

Also, a lot of call centers place more calls than they can handle. The days are over when a call didn’t get made until an employee was free. Now they use programs that try to anticipate when employees will be free and call accordingly.  Their software assumes that a certain percentage of the people doing surveys or Read more

May 19 2017
87

He’s everything Jameis wants
He’s everything Jameis needs
He’s everything inside of Jameis
That Jameis wishes Jameis could be
He says all the right things
At exactly the right time
But he means nothing to Jameis
And you don’t know why

May 19 2017
22

Maybe the pilot is a tick.

Apr 21 2017
424

Is it dusty in here?

Apr 10 2017
74

You’d be amazed/depressed at how many couples conceive as a last-ditch effort to save a failing marriage.

Apr 10 2017
5

Misread the Disease as VWIltis

Apr 5 2017
130

Not only is Pillar a great defender, he does a whole lot of charity work in Toronto. The dude gives back in so many ways: donations, volunteering his time, and leading various initiatives. I guess you could call him an important guy of the community.

Apr 5 2017
267

At least it was just a mattress. If anything bigger furniture wise, that accident would have been sofa king bad.

Apr 5 2017
15

Everyone Falls In Love Sometime

Mar 31 2017
27

It must be the turn, I’m apexing

Mar 28 2017
5

Probably worth it

Mar 28 2017
3

Damn you, for being so right

Aug 29 2016
11

If I had twitter, I’d totally follow you. If you were my neighbor, however, I’d move.

Aug 29 2016
4

All “credit” goes directly to @SameSadEcho

May 12 2016
41

“Big fucking deal. I used to call that a good Tuesday.” Read more