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SELECT team
FROM nba
WHERE owner='racist'
GROUP BY geffen,winfrey
HAVING SUM(championships) <= 0

Would have been far more effective in removing the lint had he started from the bottom.

STRICKLAND ROLLS UP THE RIM BUT DOESN'T WIN

"God told him to stay at the airport and don't do anything, just stay there."

If you straighten out the paperclip, and stick it in the tiny hole on the West side of FirstEnergy Stadium, it will reset the Browns and they can start from scratch.

This is still only the 100th most controversial thing said by someone named Ford in the last few months.

It even slices and dices...but you gotta hit that sucker just right.

He probably lost it in the new labyrinthine Kinja commenting system.

"If that's what she does to his face, imagine what she'd do to his kibble and bits," Jay Leno said to his empty, pitch black living room at 4:44 a.m.

The best part is that there is a group called the Bear League that will come to your house and make sure that the bear sleeping underneath it is well-situated and safe.

From Drags to Bitches?

Pictured: Mil-eh

I think I'd just stroll outside and enjoy the warm glow for a bit

When...the ball hits your glass

Great, Peng Shuai ruins another room.

"The NFL, which is essentially Canadian football with some peculiar rules variations".
Fixed.

Aren't arms just part of a human? Like, when you say "human" you think of things like a head, a torso, arms, legs, and the like? I generally do. Or do you come from a land where humans have no human arms, but instead use some sort of mechanical item they coincidentally call "arms." Or even still, do you come from…

I'd agree Snyder is a fun guy, but only because he looks like a mushroom.

Honourable mention for Pierre Trudeau's SL