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The new Defender is available and looks best with the steelies:

Women know it’s spelled “brakes.”

He only gets to talk about things other than Jeeps once every 4 years.

First off, why the hell are you suddenly obsessed with minivans with manuals on Feb 29th?

This is how hording happens!  David we need an intervention. 

15 MPG!!! 15!!! In 2020 for a car that’s, ostensibly going to be a daily driver. Not some 5000 miles a year supercar or track day special. That’s absurd. Almost an insulting disregard for the conservation of resources and minimizing environmental impact.

Erik, you really should have given me a trigger alert before including this photo in the article:

Not all things have to have manual transmissions.

No, a thousand times no. Not all things have to have manual transmissions. There is a dump truck near me with a manual transmission for sale. As a wild guess, I would say it drives like an old dump truck even with that transmission.

“Holy Grail” is literally the new literally.

What’s this new trend of squinting headlights....I don’t like it.

Back: Not bad. Just evolution

Not a fan of the front end. It's too squinty. 

When we got our car, I spent a lot of time reviewing things like emissions and fuel efficiency. We couldn’t swing an electric car, but I wanted to do the best I could. And I think I did.

I mean...David...come on...You’ve done amazing things mechanically with these old, decrepit jeeps and you’re very mechanically inclined, but then you let water just freeze inside the block?

Unless it has a hydropneumatic suspension that allows the car to sink several inches when the engine is off, or lets you change a tire without a jack it is NOT a DS.

As soon as they bring back the magic carpet ride hydraulics and a single-spoke steering wheel, I’m interested.

Rather bland compared with the DS9 concept promised a few years ago

I’m trying to buy it.

Please, don’t pay this truck any compliments. I’m trying to buy it.

(And yes, it does seem like saltwater spray constantly bombarded this old truck).