So for a mere $8000, I can get a 911 with a Screaming Chicken on the hood direct from the factory. Cooool!

Hey, he died doing what he loved, being an idiot.

Yeah, it’s called Saturday. 

Mercedes, BMW and other companies have had GPS-based gear selector for about 8 years:

Are you talking about meeeeee? (Ugliest photo selected)

It would be super awkward when they do the small overlap test and the tire just rips off and the rest of it keeps going.

Instead they dropped the ugly ass production Compass on us as their departure from off-road ready to barely on-road ready.

The Maserat-E?

Can we talk about the Sport Line package that europe is getting that we aren’t?

The first like 200,000 were super low cost,” he said, but things went up dramatically from there.

I, uh.. I’m sorry.

Those are all chock-diddily-full of win, Torch-a-rino.

Because ICE is still a much larger piece of the pie. If Ford increased the efficiency of its F150 by 1mpg, that would have a bigger effect than making every single one of its Ecosports plug-in. 

What in the fuck did I just watch

Darek went to the Chicago Auto Show because, duh, cars, and spotted the striking blue GT-R—a rare 50th Anniversary Edition— at the Nissan booth.

must have just come back from the bathroom, they have one of those Magic Eye posters in there

I use mine to root for truffles.

This truck was built for stupidity. People who bought this new are the same types who wear Oakley “Thin Blue Line Edition” sunglasses, and refer to sex in very aggressive terms. They don’t make love to a woman. They crush some pussy. They pound some poon. They slam some ham.

This truck is like a four foot penis. Impressive? Sure.

CP at any price. There are so many red flags on this one it is like a Soviet Parade.