It’s a urinal. You don’t sit on a urinal.

The world doesn’t only exist under your gaze, SalMandini. This is not “suddenly” an issue.

“This isn’t exactly new territory for Indians fans, many of whom are eager to point out that the logo isn’t actually racist because it wasn’t meant to be racist, or that Chief Wahoo is fine because he reminds them of watching baseball with their dads, or that they heard Native Americans have other shit to worry…

Vigilante teen is a good teen.

Thanks for not calling the cops on me the next time I vomit onto your girlfriend’s chest.

One is actual food for offspring, the other is waste material?

Nothing makes me happier than seeing UConn left behind to rot after these power conference realignments

hm

Yeah you gotta say farewell to the old one, man. She knew you had a watch when she bought the gift.

I CAN’T AND I’M NOT

Anthony Johnson has been really amiable throughout the whole process of promoting the fight. It is too bad that he’s a domestic abuser.

Nice dude that hits ladies

When they fill the infield with water?

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Hmmm ... actually, Ric Flair was the greatest champion of all time.

Is that you Lou Holtz?

She was talking about Timmy Fucking Chandler. In this specific case I agree.

RIP Shannon Hoon.

Players born in foreign countries to American parents are just as American as anyone born within the country.

Why are you being such a dick about this? She just wants to shut down using dual nationals until she can figure out what’s going on.