Don’t give me ideas!!! 

I’m guessing they are referring to Kylie, though she’s not his niece.  I don’t think Sofia is like, chilling with North lol.

When I post my nudes it’s always to preemptively neutralize the hackers, but nobody appreciates that. Everyone is just like “gross!”

A little bit. More than chandelers.

Just say, “Thanks. My grandpa just died. He looked a lot like you.” Then smile.

Well done, Copper!! And welcome to little baby Copper. I’m so delighted to hear your birth experience went so smoothly.

I still sometimes forget that Rod Stewart *isn’t* married to Rachel Hunter. I guess I only think about Rod Stewart every once in a wife. 

A friend’s son loooooooooooved everything about Eurovision, including the outfits and dance routines. It brought him so much joy. Until of course he was bullied for his clothes and backpack by little shits that had been taught that boys don’t like that sort of thing. Most of the kids in his school didn’t bat an eye…

Welcome to hell :)

that will generate oscar buzz for sure lol

.. except for you

My thoughts exactly. This guy should write a book about debauchery on a budget. He could be a prophet for our times!

“a beach house, travel, dining, and spending on adult men...”

I’m gay and i wanted it a bit, not a lot but i did want it. 

Not sure about #bigone, but he certainly has a wide chest! Bening’s hair, pearls, and scarves in the film are quintessential Feinstein. IRL, I guess she has more of a Katharine Hepburn look?

LOL!!!! It was a total accident (auto correct) but also hilarious. 

Oh totally winning - the slowest most painful win. 

This is the type of thing Trump would hire him for.(and stiff him on the payment)

Please don’t post pornography on Jezebel Dot Com, this is a family site.