And that was before she knew he used to like to dress up in blackface! Now, she probably idolizes him.

Three is the maximum anybody should have, there’s the main two and a spare incase anything goes awry

I’ve never found DiCaprio to be attractive. And I was a teenage girl in the 90s when he was at the height of his heart throb powers. And I didn’t think Ben Affleck was hot, either, until I saw Argo and he walked around with his button down half unbuttoned...I am deeply ashamed because, as a grown as woman who knows…

Agree. That and she can no longer move her face due to her “kidney” operation.

I knew it was absolutely way too early because I imagined her bouncing Elizabeth down the steps of Buckingham Palace while screaming, “Take it all, Bitch”.

I did it with great care and constancy, too. I looked at it as an act of gratitude for all those songwriters and musicians who had lovingly prepared a statement for me in advance, and not at all me being deep down petty. 

This sounds like the equivalent of a very vague “bitches better come at me instead of talking about me” social media status update where they don’t tag anyone or confirm who they’re talking about, so there’s plausible deniability in hopes the person they’re actually talking about confronts them over it looking jealous…

I’ve been communicating to various people in my life via music since Myspace days. Back then it was using my profile song to passive aggressively deliver a message to perhaps a lover that scorned me, or an enemy who crossed a line. Now it’s music used in instagram stories. Therefore I certainly can’t comment on…

There is someone named Tuppence Middleton. [Just Jared]

I just love that Martha Stewart, of all people, is good in ANY hood.

Thank you for highlighting this: it was CROCHETED, not knit - there’s a difference!

Eric would just take off running with those scissors.

Did he get to keep the scissors? You know, to make Eric jealous.

As for those in the press and the public all up in arms that Meghan has no right to be sad, anxious, she’s rich, privileged, etc.: I was a weeping mess for months and MONTHS after giving birth — a low grade but persistent post-partum depression even though I would have been considered privileged in many ways, too, in…

I think they’re teetering right on the edge of “barn wedding,” myself.

Are food trucks at weddings twee, at this point?  Or is it just a concept that's much cooler and more happening than moi? Like pickle juice and Dave Matthews? #confusion

Plus, since the Libertarian party did tons better than the Green party did last election, the safe bet for Russians “grooming” would be to push there.

To be clear, I don’t think it’s Ann. The claim is that the victim left NBC in 2012 -  Ann was still working for them for a few years after leaving Today that same year.

You’re not helping!

Then I want Tiffany Trump to rise up and reveal herself as a progressive elven queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love her and despair!