.....oh no....#TheLandoftheUnCut......nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....

.....tell me he’s “one of those guys who’s only gender-fluid for the attention” and I’m in love.....

....I heart this drama.....your neighbors are slowly eating away at your sanity...and they’re winning!.....

.....I hope “pour” was intentional, cuz if you po, you might as well be living in a bottle....

........our lives=#BeigeWalking.....

…..lol...I couldn’t put my finger on it.....

...a.k.a. #LivingWhileBlack....

....take it from me, #IdaMorganstern’sAcorn, that makes two of us....

……….as a non-owner of a vagina, I wonder...….never mind, as a gay dude, I KNOW, Katie, gurr, you too damn old to ALWAYS be wearing that type of bag, and carried thusly...….also, $12,000 in clothing and THAT is what you look like??!......obvs she’s taking the breakup hard (=wearing her feelings)…….smdh…..

…..not that there’s anything wrong with that.....I myself once found Eddie briefly attractive as he ran sobbing from a press conference in which the press pool destroyed his showbiz endeavor.....

....Edward is gay, the Countess of Wessex his beard.....see Armand Hammer’s VF interview from the ‘80 where he refers to Edward as “DockSide Eddie”....

.....be interesting to know if that #Princess-of-the-Blood ever met Epstein/Ghislaine.....

.....in related news, Andrew was #MORTIFIED to discover that most British dick is uncut.....

….I can feel the sexual tension between you and autokrat a mile away....

……..the term you’re looking for is “peasants”.....those gals are #PEASANTS...

….if I haven’t seen Rushmore or Election, would they make a good back-to-back?

....um, you mean...they’re not??

.....you’d think they’d applaud a woman leaving the U.S.......

.....this seems to escape people.....do you honestly want a terrorist target sitting next to you in coach....or anywhere on your plane?...

….honestly, I don’t think #IdaMorganstern would fly private.....whatever would she complain about?.....