…..I imagine it smells like old cotton swabs drenched in ear wax and bronzer...with just a hint of donut finger....

…….I would also like to add that there is not enough dick in America today, not nearly enough male full-frontal...…..that would go a long way towards making America great again.....

…...well, at least I finally figured out how to start my Duchess Meaghan fan-fic, “The Earlola of Balfour”: “The Duchess fell to the floor, screaming in a carnal-rage #Fury as she saw a semi-blood relative, Sammy ‘The Con’ Grant-Markle, going down on a drunk and bound Harry.....Tossing Archie onto the nearest piece of…

lmao.....somehow, I wasn’t expecting to read a parent saying his/her 4-yr-old “was a bit of an asshole”......that cracks me up #LovingIT

.....hmmm.....go figure.....when did rain become so attractive?.........

…...I guess I can understand why women are so skeptical that #TheBigOne is really out there.....as a gay dude and owner of a #TBO, I unfortunately know empirically that statistically, your hookup is 99 times out of a 100 going to have a small one.....and, yes, I mean the guys who tell you “it’s average”.....just…

…..it looks like Motel 6 with a better pool...

meh.....looks #Average to me.....

.....#ArmieHammer2020....

.....loves Clare Danes.....

…….Ice-Golf is the future of sport.....

…..take it from a gay dude, there are ENOUGH small dicks in the world.....also, shouldn’t the plural of penis be “penii”??…..personally, I call them dicks.....

...probably Jared Kushner’s week-old Merkin….

….and here my cocktail party ice-breaker is always, “Do you know that Gingers will be extinct by the year 2100?”...….

lolol...I guess we can wrap this thread up.....lol

…..they used to have some of the best investigative reporting around (no one believes me when I tell them this)…...and RIP Dominick Dunne....the whole Lily Safra thing......I had a print subscription for something like 20 years....then I discovered a thing called a computer....like I said, quit following before…

…..and those bitches were guys.....

.....pssst!...don’t let the Brit trumpsters hear you say something positive about Megs.....then again, trumpsters of any nation wouldn’t know what Vogue is, unless they think it’s a new video by Madonna....

…..I’m curious...your beef with Radhika?....I haven’t followed VF since before Graydon left....

…..I can’t believe you deigned to weigh in on the Royals.....