...Kate totally looks like she’s letting one rip in that pic....(grabs the Queen by the arm) “Liz, hold on a sec....oof, it’s almost here...RIIIIIIP.....thanks, Granny, I’ve been carrying that one around all day!”......

....does that come in flavors? bitter lime? bile parsimmon??....

…..#EdnaMayOliver…..

..... “Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the show?”.....

….. “Di(e)!, Sang the Queen”...…(watch your six, Megs.....but Andy, you’re Safe!)….

lol....I got trapped in DListed! (still love) and Celebitchy!!……..and (sniff) still mourning Gawker.....

LMAO...…..oh, how I have missed you.....

...to answer the question at the core of this article, as to why the public continually overlooks the actual victims: because it was ever thus...….

…..Oh! …….Ms. isFindilynn #Lives!....I’ve been away for a couple of years (nothing exciting, like prison), and on my second day back, I see that you have returned from the Siberia known as Twitter......

...maybe she could have a fling with Miley?...

…..Ah, My Dear....it has been TOO long...but, I’m back...lovely to see that you are still here....

….The bottom line is: Ignorant Southerners + Methed-Out Appalachians + Unemployed Old People in the Flyover States = Dump’s Base....

….if Gwynnie could revisit her character from “Shallow Hal”, but in BlackFace, she could star in “The Mo’Nique Story: Fryin’ for More”...

sigh...I wish I could meet some of the guys who are just being sexually fluid for the attention...

...are there nudes of Liam? (...not that i’m interested, but i felt i should ask something...)

...can’t she just go be an edgelord with Justin theroux?

...Her Maj recently conferred on the Duchess the newly-created title of Earlola of Balfour...

.....OK, so I’m going to dole out my “25 Things You Don’t Know About Prolapsed Nation” slowly:

…#WHORE!

...people didn’t take Hillary seriously ‘til she ditched the headband...drastic, but THEN they knew she meant business...