Nah. I’m sure you put the “fab” in Fabio.

When you’re spending hours getting your weekly set and dry, not to mention sleeping on blocks...

How’s it going, Grandma’s Facebook account?

Figures.

Blake probably thinks it’s real.

Gwen Stefani rejected Blake Shelton’s marriage proposal.

The traditional stereotype about the kinds of people who commit child sexual exploitation crimes simply doesn’t dovetail with reality. As our investigators can attest, the defendants in child pornography cases come in all ages and from all walks of life.

You do not live in the era of the shampoo/set. That shit had to be preserved!

Nope, sorry, it’s ALL about the BAMF on the far-left smoking a cigarette in the pool. For the fucking win! THAT is how you do swimming, gurl.

Martha Stewart is still a laughing her ass off. She managed to get divorced without any fanfare, something Ms. Paltrow constantly craves despite her protestations.

Santana sucks, always has always will. Of course Trump likes Journey, Schon started seeing his current wife when she was married to someone else.

Yes. Yes you are.

I’m not gonna lie...the first night it’s cold enough to put it on I do a little happy/cozy dance!

She probably had a standing weekly appointment to treat her Hysteria.

“When your 3 year old daughter looks at the tv and says mummy look purple play doh I like play doh.”

Oh I’m sure the Queen Mother had the first diesel-powered vibrator. Long live the Queen!

ok, I am going to admit that he is HOT and if he wants me to vote for Hillary I would.

It can be...

And when the judge won’t let you get past “Your Honor, if....”???