Dairy has never harmed me. It’s my one talent. If I were an X-man I’d be the Dairy Queen.

Ironically, dairy can't stand Kevin Hart.

Who? I don’t know her.

Madame President. Say it with me. You sexist fucks are going to be so sad in November. Right, neckbeard?

While looking for an appropriate gif I stumbled across this.

:)

I bet the rights cost less than then a day’s worth of food for Hef’s Mansion’s swans.

I know. I’m gonna miss watching his totally hot and intelligent but approachable dad thing but I. CANNOT. WAIT. for uncensored Michelle Obama. Oh my god it is gonna be so epic I can’t. I just aargh the feels and the amazingness of the things and all the I can’t with the words.

Well my fav couple remains chocolate and peanut butter, but no one follows my Instagram to hear my hot take on them, so whatever.

This is the only place I can see his tweets. He blocked me quite some time ago :)

Thank you for asking this question. I’ve been too embarrassed to ask for the last few years. Figured it was one of those “kids today” things I’m too old to get.

It’s a heart (=love). Sideways, but still a heart.

In her insta bio says she has a paraganglioma, which is a really rare kind of tumour that either presses on the adrenal medulla or grows outside the adrenal gland. (I can’t remember which.)

Is that true, she asked incredulously?

She’s so young.

Where in the world is Randi Sandiego?

Oh, and the havoc I wreak when I do ;)

Live in a third floor walk up and you really find out who your friends are come river flooding time and moving time.