Working hard to secure contracts and obtain visas for Shell Oil?

His right hand would never tell on him, but his left hand totes would (cuz you know, fucking lefties)

He did throw “black pro athlete” in there as if he had some experience. But more likely just fantasizes about said experience.

.....never said his “exes” were female......

Madea of Christ: Immaculate Misconceptions

I’m My Own Grandpa and Dad

I really hope it’s the Book of Mormon sequel where Jesus goes to America.

Could it be a musical?

I Still Know What Jesus Did Last Summer

Passion of the Christ: Part Jew.

Passion 2; Die Harder!

Jesus: Insurrection.

I’m going with

Jesus rose, partied for 3 days in Vegas then vanished. Damnit Jesus I told you putting you hand on the table doesnt count as another King! How are you going to pay off this debt? Youve renounced money! Jesus, “Ill transmute this water into meth. Go my apostles hit the streets with this primo ice!”

Passion of the christ 2: The Return of the King.....of kings.

Why remake this? It’s one of the weakest Poirot stories and plays out more like an episode of Dynasty or Falcon Crest than a murder mystery.

Wasn’t rosebud actually the nickname for the vajeen of William Randolph Hearst’s mistress?

Will she get paid as much as the men? All white women actors want to know! And, will there be any blacks because, we all know what “period piece” really means..

Maybe they’ll make a shared universe with Lord of the Rings, or Game of Thrones.