I think the correspondents have a contest to see who can bring the most questionable guest.

The Onion I think? It wasn’t sincere and the argument some made was that it was drawing attention to/mocking people who WOULD do that. But it also wasn’t very sensitive of the fact that as a black kid she really doesn’t need anymore of that shit, to say the least.

Totally. I emulate my grandmother and mother. This lady is giving me life. See below for example of how older Somali ladies used rock their shit!

It is now my life’s goal to become a bug bear to innocent children.

FIRST REPORTED INCIDENT OF A MAN TELLING A WOMAN *NOT* TO SMILE?!?

Mine is a pathological liar and has delusions of grandeur. She once told me she was born to save rock and roll. I wasn’t aware it was ailing, but there you go.

It just makes you feel really good, right? Keep doing what you're doing and enjoy yourself! 💕

OMFG. Prince Harry and his Grandma? My Grinchy heart just grew 3 sizes and now I don’t know what do with myself :(

They moved up his exit date to May 13th. So, alas, only a few more weeks of Kelly lobbing pitches at Michael’s head.

Garry Marshall ensemble chick movies are where Jennifers go to die.

Well, we’ve never had a sentient cheeto as a major party nominee either.

There is a reason its called “doing it like bunnies.” Ain’t no slut shame in the rabbit game.

They didn’t release the younger son’s name so I don’t think we can rule out that it’s “Ted Cruz” yet.

She looks like she’s been maufactured by an expensive factory with gold tools and hand finishing.

Hold up, I got a better one:

Interesting! I had no idea Prince William and the dutchess are white. You never really know until you know, I guess.

Also, I’m offended on behalf of everyone who lives in the UK that they gave them Smirnoff vodka and Gordon’s gin. You’d think the royals could stretch to some decent booze (the Queen Mother is rolling in her grave somewhere).

Also in the picture: that lazy-ass job of a refreshment table in the corner. It’s like, what, a bottle of 7-up, some mineral water, and some crackers? It’s like when you forget that it was supposed to be your turn to bring snacks to the monthly meeting at work (for birthdays) and you scramble together anything you can…

i for one applaud them for trying to put an end to the scourge that is overhead lighting

Even though this is sourced from The Sun via US.....ugh, I mean c’mon......it’s always cute to see how Americans apply their extensive problems with race to non-Americans.