.....got a link to Elijah backtracking? I musta missed that......

.....never said his “exes” were female......

.....this guy’s dick looks like the gnarled rotted wood walking stick Bern will be using shortly....

......don’t be so hard on yourself.......you’re exercising your privilege marvelously.......

.......would be so awesome if some of his exes got on here and started reading his dick.....

.....back so soon? Donald and Bernie are thrilled.....they missed you!......

......SO reupping my Netflix subscription......I was hoping for a good summer show (I loved “Zoo” last summer—yes I was that ONE person)......anyway I def recognized the voice of Cigarette Smoking Man (X-Files) in one of the spacesuits .....and I believe Winona will truly be the next Sean Young talent/crazy lady in…

.......A Gronking To Remember: GronkBonk........

.......#PhoebeTylerRules.........

.......AND he’s packin’.........there’s a nude photo of him at the beach......

........Keith Morrison is licking his lips as we speak....... “Or DID they?”.......

.......let me save you a ton of exasperation: yer dealing with Jezzies = any and all accusations of any type must be accepted in their entirety..........you’re welcome......

......Brit dick never has much girth.....they tend to be long and thin.....a disappointment, really.....

......I love the fact that they’re glossing over that his “Eagle Scout son” is trans......

.......beautiful........

........this and/or a Lady Mary Crawley eye-roll (“Oh, honestly, Edith....”) always make my day!.........

........I hope the Ghost wasn’t a drunk Stanford student.....

......I read the Filed To as “She-Jizz”......

.....Is that Forrest?......

.......best line: “I wish I was sad in that taxi”.......