.....it proves that you are finally on the path to adulthood......

.......when will Tori learn that that money train is NEVER stopping at her house? Hillary will have better luck waiting for Bernie to realize that it’s over.......

.....is the regular Coke the splurge? Do you feel guilty afterwards??.....As penance, do you sentence yourself to 3 complete listens of “Lea Michele Sings ‘70s TV Theme Songs”?.........well, do you???.....

......Coming soon.....only on Lifetime.....

.......Senorita Bonita did not deserve this.......I hope she pees on the carpet.....

......I accept your Apology & your Surrender.....

......yeah, yer Dad screams that a lot, too........yawn.....ennui.....checks watch.....dreams of Bea Arthur.......

....that’s what I told yer Dad....yet still he calls......sigh (wrist-to-forehead).....

......he likes it rough......I play it as it lays......

.....thanks for pointing me to that.......WOW is all I can say......it’s pretty much what I expected.....

......so, I guess Bernie has replaced Ben Carson as the “Are you sure he’s awake?” candidate...... “The struggle continues!” for Bernie & the Bros to accept what used to be known as the Writing on the Wall......

....Why, I would never........she loves me for banging your Dad!.....She always knew he was in the closet......she’s happy, he’s happy, for me it’s just one more #closetedDad.......

.......Yes, Mama.......

.....the article mentioned physical grabbing, forced kissing......that’s a bit more than a misunderstood drink......drama queen.....

.......the wrangler, I’m guessing.....

.......genuine thanks for this insight....I’ve always been fascinated by the business side of the industry, which I don’t work in.....

........yeah......why can’t Gizmodo explore THAT!!.....

......receipts, please.....

.....I will never understand how he escaped prosecution....

......any freak whose screen name comes from murder victim Matthew Shepard being tied to a fence has SERIOUS PSYCHOTIC TENDENCIES.....YOU NEED TO BE REPORTED.....