.....I believe the third is called Nanny’s Little Secret......

......what’s to miss? .....endless blathering about beauty products and pets.....why can’t there be a Social dedicated to the latest in Fisting, and the truth about whether Elizabeth Montgomery was born a man??........

......sorry to hear the news about Jack Black.....

.....does she ever regret her poor choices?......

......Stay Home!......Make Better Choices!!......

.....If he’d “picked her up and brought her inside” he’d be accused of kidnapping.......Stay Home!........

.....Let me just go ahead and warn you: Jezzies are not interested in a well-thought-out, cogent, comprehensive view......It took me MANY hours of earnest “discussion” before it finally sank in that UNLESS YOU SAY EVERY WOMAN IS TELLING THE TRUTH EVERY TIME, you will find no point of agreement.......You’ve already…

......Monovision will never help you.....the guy’s inexcusable BUT she was reckless.......who passes out behind a dumpster ALONE???. #OwnYourActions......

......oh Darling.....your Da had a well-known penchant for the High, Hard One up his Exit slot.......it’s how we met.....

.....look, I wish you well, but my relationship with your Dad is off-limits.....

.......please Fist for Amber......

.........hmmmmm.........How ‘bout we just follow the Law and investigate allegations before we indict People?.......You know, like Real Live People?......It’s kind of a Concept in the Constitution......you can Fist later.....

.......loving your replies as always...........still banging your Dad.....as always.....

.....I knew #2 was dangerous.....now I feel bad for #7.....little does she suspect that she’s in for a reckless mustarding......

.......”I really can’t knock her”......Martha will do that for you.....that’s just Martha.....always so helpful!......

......much as I love to watch Martha hate on Gwyneth, gwinnie was actually really good in “Sylvia” (Plath)....my sister was hooked on it years ago, and we’d watch mainly to laugh at Sylvia’s idea of a festive Christmas tree......

......and HOW on earth can you tell if someone has extensions from a photo??....

.......yes, with JLaw as 40 women of different races and advanced ages......

........LG #5 is knocked-up, #4 does a killer impression of Sally Field in “Sybil”, and #2 is packing a .9 in her toy purse.......Welcome to the Inaugural Meeting of Pre-Mean Girls Club!.........Go Hot Dog Girl!! Long May You Wave Your Weiner!!!..........

.......Little Girl #3 has had work done.......