Maude'sFist

6/4/16

....that’s what I Heard.....

6/4/16

......she just isn’t “fuckable”.....and I hate that for her, because she probably would like to get laid now and then........but there’s just nothing about her that makes me think, “Oh, I want some of that”.......totes respect her talent/writing, though.....

6/4/16

......I’m guessing Katy Perry is devastated......

6/4/16

..........New album: “Come Fist My Heart”.......

6/4/16

......soooo, he’s a BernieBro??.......

6/4/16

.....Spain should’ve hired YOU to retouch that Jesus painting......

6/4/16

......yes, si, and oui....to all 3!

6/4/16

.....and the Doyenne of Domestic Drudgery stated that faces should be expression free after 30???.......(pre-Botox, of course).......

6/4/16

........well, it’s an unbelievably beautiful, temperate morning here in the mountains out west, where I’m still on assignment.....and I’m drinking a strong, cold beer......my usual Saturday morning date with Gawker....Pressing onward: you did not state whether Orange would be flattering on you? PermaOrange, that…

6/4/16

.......I now have NO “MustWatchInRealTime” shows.......it was down to “Downton” and the X-Files revival, and now they’re gone, so......

6/4/16

....so, Yoko weds Michael and becomes Yoko Bay, but IGs under “YBae”..........just Saturday morning ramblings.....

6/4/16

.......sooooo, Camilla, the Duchess of Corncobs, is like EXTREMELY weathered???......

6/4/16

........would love if Trump picked Kim for VP......

6/4/16

........*Judith Martin (Miss Manners) citation needed on the facial expression dictum*......I have all her books, which I’ve reread multiple times for the withering yet polite humor alone, and I have never seen her broach this subject........

6/4/16

.......I’m waiting for the Queen and Yoko to weigh in.......

6/4/16

..........Esteemed Ms. isFINDILYN: oh Maharani of Machine Murmurings, your post works on more than one level, as was no doubt your intent........The bones I am about to lay on your plate all need to be picked.......To wit: since you were an early defender of Joan Allen’s right to have work done, what is your take on…

6/4/16

......define “board fight”, Mare......#Marlo’sFlipWasFirst.....

6/4/16

......you must be a BernieHo/BernieBro.......

6/4/16

........we’re having a Fist-In protest in the Grays at 11 a.m. MST.........

6/4/16

......I would like to know Yoko’s musings on fisting.....