It all makes sense now. The cow is laughing all the way to the bank.

*looks up from unzipping fourth round of cheese from its little red wax coat*

This needs to be a new meme.
“What about all the innocent women we didn’t burn?” - Jane Porter, spokesperson for the Salem Witch Trials

“But what about all the Jews that Hitler didn’t kill!”

Congratulations on your unborn child is a really strange thing to say.

Also relevant to her argument.

“What about all the people Roy Moore hasn’t molested!?!”

Lady’s got a point. Most of the country’s women have not accused Roy Moore of hitting on them as teenagers. In fact, 100% of unborn women, if we—if we’re talking unborn children women—which is what we really should care about, the unborn women in this country that Democrats are trying to murder—100% of unborn women…

I am not gonna lie, when they said “he’s back” I was definitely hoping they meant Beatty...

Part of me thinks this ‘health matter’ could just be a cover for Singer laying low ahead of even more damning harassment/assault allegations.

There is a difference between advising women not to let their guard down and saying that women who ostensibly have let their guard down are making excuses for fucking up when they get raped while their guard is down. Will I advise my daughter to be careful and not drink too much at parties lest she end up incapable of…

Dear Jezebel writers, just so you know, I will click on each and every Meghan/Harry article you post. thank you.

I heard he spent yesterday driving to his 16 year old son’s prep school to be with him when the story broke and my immediate read of this line was that he was apologizing not to his actual victims, but to his son for embarrassing and hurting him.

There are no words to express my sorrow and regret for the pain I have caused others by words and actions. To the people I have hurt, I am truly sorry.

Poor Bruce...so much for enjoying his glass of wine in peace, thanks Page Six.

“Is that so?”

You kid (maybe) but the conspiracy theorists are already out in force.

My bf is a manager in a restaurant quite literally next to the castle and a major US news station contacted him today to book the place during the wedding. Excitements!

“Let’s see, how can we distract all these rebellious people so our man Trump and the Republicans can further our agenda?”