Jenner added, “I’m out there trying to make a difference in the world. There’s a lot of drama in the Kardashian family.

That anecdote is fucking hysterical and I hope to god it’s true.

His email reeks of turd-ness but I agree the request itself is pretty reasonable.

You all know that Ina is not eating that Quaker instant shit. My girl Ina is probably rocking steel cut oats cooked in milk from a cow that’s fed nothing but organic wheatgrass and tops it with fresh cinnamon and apples from an orchard in Vermont. I can’t wait for Jeffrey to die so I can make Ina my wife and I’m not…

5 Questions!

Way too sophisticated and left-wing for Sunkist Hitler. Don’t forget that Ted Geisel drew this amazing cartoon during the 1940's:

I’ve said before that Hillary’s trips to the woods could really just be her learning some next level wiccan spells to use against everyone in Trump’s inner circle.

MURDAHHHHH

I think you mean Comey just got fyred.

actual footage of teresa while driving:

Rutgers prof here. If Christie really wanted to do something to help students drowning in debt, he would reform New Jersey’s student loan program. But since he is the one who transformed it into a for profit free-for-all in the first place, this seems a bit unlikely. https://www.propublica.org/article/new-jerseys-stude…

Overcome with Xenu’s spirit, of course!

I cannot recall the last time I’ve seen a Tom Cruise movie. Probably Mission Impossible...3?4? Aren’t his movies all the same? That boyish likeability went out the window by the time he had his 2nd eye-tuck.

I know this story is very entertaining, but for me it raises more and more questions every time new details come out.

I made a gif for anyone interested:

Thank God I’m not the only one.

I was curious about what people’s opinions on Overboard are around here. I thought it was hilarious when I was younger (I think I was 11 when I first saw it) but even at that age I knew Kurt Russell straight up committed a bunch of felonies in the service of taming Goldie’s shrew character and all the ethical problems…

I’m glad I’m not the only one who can’t watch the rape-by-deception that is Overboard...But you’re right, Death Becomes Her is art.

The best of the Goldie-Chevy movies was Foul Play. Fun, reverent Hitchcock spoof (with a very irreverent plot, if you get my drift).

What’s that old Meatloaf song? “I’d do anything for love, but I won’t do that.”