I’m sure that, at some point, I’ll tire of hearing about this, but not yet. Not even close. Pass the popcorn!

I completely get Amy on this. I worked in the service industry and I’ve also been suuuuper poor. I’m rich now, not like Amy rich, but I can pay all my bills, go out to eat, and still put money in savings every month rich (so solidly middle class). I’m a generous tipper. I’ve been known to leave a $50 tip on a $30…

What kind of bothers me is that you could send me and some friends to a deserted island with just tents, cheese sandwiches, and some booze, and it would be an awesome weekend.

Can you have a series dedicated to a daily Fyre Fest update? This is never not funny.

You have to admit, shit like this is why The Challenge is occasionally really fun to watch.

You have to be a special kind of asshole to refuse funeral services to someone. I have heard of churches doing this, too. This person’s loved ones are experiencing soul-crushing grief. You don’t have to be the humanitarian of the year to show some compassion.

“I can’t remember a day since I got out of college when I wasn’t boozing or had a spliff, or something,” he says.

Here’s Pitt on whether he’s going through a mid-life crisis:

Jethro Tull at DE State Fair. Early 2000's I think. It wasn’t THAT long ago.

Susan is cancelled just like the sore loser she loved to follow- Bernard Sanders.

Agreed.

SUSAN:

Yes. Yes it does.

Exclusive footage of you reading this blog when you didn’t have to.

It’s aged fine. The problem is the sequels ran all the best jokes into the ground.

I’ve been toking up for more than 20 years and tried roughly all the other drugs except IV herion and, despite the belief of Mr. Christie and his racist small-minded southern friend Mr. Session, I never found marijuana use to compel me to use those other substances.

aw yassss Kumail 🙌🏻

I really want a job as an influencer. I recommend fruit flavored seltzer water, mixed breed dogs, never wearing shoes with Velcro, and Fun Dip Lik-a-Stix. Does anyone feel influenced? Give me a dollar.

This never gets old.