Oh YEAH? I heard that Hillary FORCED Chelsea to suck on her breasts for YEARS.

I find it easier to pet kittens with my hands, but if you like to rub them with a philosopher more power to you; I just find them so unwieldy.

Thank you, California. There shouldn’t be a statute of limitation on someone who has killed a part of your soul.

Because conservative women of a certain socioeconomic background (and/or level of conventional beauty) don’t see anything to feel particularly threatened about.

The Washington Post has actually been doing this for quite some time; unfortunately, they just don’t have the same reach as the NYT.

I do rub and no I don’t!

It’s called the Parent Trap Syndrome.

The soap trickles down from the rest of my body. Like trickle-down economics. Except this actually works.

Correct Way to Wash:

1. Hair, as needed. Mine is thin and prone to oiliness, so daily.
1a. Conditioner and other treatments, if necessary
2. Face, with a washcloth & face soap
2a. Face mask, if necessary
3. Pits, crotch, underboob, assorted cracks and folds, with soap and hand
3a. (any actively dirty spots, such as paint,…

If you don’t really care about getting married, then of course you aren’t going to want to do it because the whole process is stressful as hell and costs a ton of money. That doesn’t mean that you are strongly AGAINST marriage. If the other person’s desire to get married overcomes your general apathy (which sounds…

Longtime Jez fan, first time poster. I created this account just now because Jackie was a casual friend of mine and I’m the one who sent the story into Jezebel. Just wanted to say thank you so much for using my tip and posting her story. Jackie was a funny, charming, kind young woman and we are trying to get her story…

Or Giant Douche can lose to competent, experienced policy wonk.

Is it okay if I- white, straight, male- play this game, too? Because I like it!

30 Dirty Tricks to Heat Up Your Voting Booth! (Hint: at least two involve ice cubes.)

no my dear, sorry, we only care about how to stay skinny and how to get a dick.

How were they able to do a colonoscopy with his head in the way?

Everyone I know who is voting 3rd party is doing it bc they’re selfish or believe in chem trails, not bc they’re young.

Birkenstock makes closed shoes, too. Whether you can get them where you are is another matter (as is the price, of course).

They’re in favor of Unborn Black Lives Mattering. After that, those black lives need to get a job.

What about a pinball wizard?