Probably traded in to cover the markup on a Palisade

Hey, this is BB’s 2000th Jalop Article. Let’s show him some love for a wonderful mix of two- and four-wheel coverage.

You got the wrong MB/Porsche wheels.

This is a better combo.  I can bearly contain my excitement!

Fantastic! I would drive this car to death if I had one.

So “We’ll install the feature, but you have to pay us more if you want to use it” isn’t as new of a thing as we thought?

Yeah, my Grandma had dementia and I’m pretty sure I could have told you about driving habits and dementia long before this study. Pretty sure I know where this is headed for my mom too. Let’s just say when we bought her a new car I found her one with all the active safety features I could find. Cool research for…

Those jerks tried to circle him looking all hard, but his vigorous pumping and spraying all over the place got them off as fast as possible.

They should have a function where the screen blinks at you if you haven’t put anything of substantial weight in the bed for some time:

The best option, if it’s financially feasible, is to get a two year lease on a brand new Mustang Convertible. I can guarantee that the payments will be about the same as buying a car for $25K plus (not to sound insensitive), when she’s gone, Ford can just take the car back. No hassle in trying to sell and you can do…

The difference in cabin damage I expected based on that first picture is, uh, vastly exceeded by the reveal in the second.

Neutral: Slideshows....

“I’m sorry, but your Ferrari’s policy specifically excludes damage that happens on a track.”

I want you to know it came up and I said this:

It’s 2021. Anyone still using homo as a slur is well past the point of being given the benefit of the doubt. 

BRAVO for no slideshow! You are a man among cowards and the hero we need in these times!

13. Load it up with ad-blockers and make Gizmodo readable.

The backup cam problem is easily fixed with one integrated into the rearview mirror. 

Except for that load of dildos being held up in the traffic. *Somebody* is being inconvenienced by this...