Because shut up, Kyle.

This NPOCP was intended to be a palate cleanser from all the Corvette coverage. I think if I had posted a ‘Vette this AM you all would have let me have it.

It seems like Musk is taking into account the fact that your Tesla can go out and make money for you while you’re not using it? Thus raising the intrinsic value of the object?

Officers on scene were unable to determine if the driver was sober, as he refused to speak, exited the vehicle, stood stock still for a second, then fell over. His injuries consisted of a large swelling on the top of his head, and a number of asterisks orbiting his head. Upon inspection of the vehicle, deputies noted…

*David Attenborough voice* “Distraught and powerless to help, the elder Caravan watches in agony as its young is sucked into the deep abyss of the pit.”

Engine out to fix starter is not that bad, Fix the oil leak while it is out. Real problem for me is Carbs. I have vowed never to own anything without fuel injection ever again. CP

Fuck, yeah. They’d find me on the flight deck, sitting in the captain’s seat making prop plane noises and surrounded by empty mini bottles. My first words to the rescuers [maintenance folks] would either be “I’ll never get over Macho Grande.” or “Surely, you can’t be serious.”

El Camin-ohm. Resist the ordinary.

Uhh.... How is it not called "E-Camino"?!

Toyota's actually been doing this for quite a while now.

Let me drop a little lawyer on you:

Q: You’re 70 now?

A: That’s correct

Q: So, we’re to believe you’re a gentle-driving retiree, is that it?

A: Why, yes, sonny, that’s right.

I’ll see you your Speedster and raise you my Spitfire.

SPLITTERS!

Fred: You know Suzy, no one loves you like I do.

The ad is gone so to someone it was a nice price. For $5k you don’t get much anyhow in the fun department and this looked like would be on back dirt or gravel road. I still think NP for this in the day where a side by side can cost you well over $20k.

Nice find!

2k, with a manual, clean bodywork, and moves under its own power.  NP.

The last car Tesla will ever make will be tagged with the symbol Prince changed his name to for a while. It’ll only be available in purple. The interior will be Electric Blue. The horn will sound like Doves Crying. Among the premium features will be an autopilot system called K.I.S.S. (Keep It Steering Straight). Once…

Google the VIN and you find it with the stripes:

There’s no rational reason to like this car as much as I do, but car fandom is itself irrational.