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2k, with a manual, clean bodywork, and moves under its own power.  NP.

The last car Tesla will ever make will be tagged with the symbol Prince changed his name to for a while. It’ll only be available in purple. The interior will be Electric Blue. The horn will sound like Doves Crying. Among the premium features will be an autopilot system called K.I.S.S. (Keep It Steering Straight). Once

I used to be an instagramer like you,

Google the VIN and you find it with the stripes:

There’s no rational reason to like this car as much as I do, but car fandom is itself irrational.

I constantly remind myself that NP/CP is not an exercise in whether or not I would buy the car in question, but whether the car in question is worthy of being purchased by anyone for the price listed. I was never a fan of Dale Sr., nor do I like Chevys as a matter of general principle, much less Luminas which have

What ever happened to Jimmy in portfolio management?

Rudder comes stuck hard to port.

NO NO NO I HAVE A 500 MILES COMMUTE AND NEVER STAY ANYWHERE MORE THAN 3 MINUTES EV HAVE NO FUTURE AND THERE’S NOT ENOUGH LITHIUM CANCEL EV TESLA PANEL GAPS

Is nobody going to comment that this car is clearly NOT supercharged? It’s decorative, and apparently the car also now no longer has A/C as the A/C pulley has been re-purposed to “drive” the fake supercharger.

In 2010 I won a COTD for a short little slice o’ life story I wrote, reporting how I suddenly discovered myself in the evaporating cloud of a Boxster’s former coolant supply.

I see what she did there.  She didn’t.

Curios and Relics

And this will continue to rise in value long after six figure Supras will have tapped out.

Hey, it’s less than a 1994 Toyota Supra.

I enjoyed this trailer, when does the movie come out?

This is a prime example of early mussel car.

If this car needed 100 pages of maintenance history to make it to 96k, then it’s going to need 100 more pages to make it to 125k.

I’m 20, just dropped out of St. John’s University, have a chinstrap beard, wear embellished jeans with Air Jordans, and the IT consulting firm that my Russian-born parents founded just scored a huge contract with the City. What car should i buy?”