Had this one when I was a kid.

Halfa Romeo. Dur.

Mennin Black. I’m surprised he remembered that paint.

Wait a sec...that move is called the “five knuckle shuffle”!?

Let’s not exploit this politically. I’ll just send my thoughts and prayers instead.

They’re the Automobile Association, not the Driver’s Association. They’ve always preferred automobiles.

...does that mean he’s not coming on then?

I’ll take your word for it; I know that it was a decent drive. It’d better be, because the looks - even in GTI form - are rather forgettable to me.

I’d rather have a 309 GTI than its smaller brother

Haha, I was totally unaware of that, I was referencing the Car & Driver characterization of the GNX from 30 years back. Ok, the Grand National can be his advanced TIE Fighter and the Impala can be his Star Destroyer.

“Because when I hear dystopian horror, I think theme park.”

Screeching tires on dirt or gravel always makes me insane.

THIS - and one of constant peeves is watching the speedo / revs whenever they show a driving scene, HOLY HELL - you’re hauling ASS down the interstate at zero rpm... or DAMN, you just made a sick turn, they’ll NEVER CATCH YOU going NO mph.

I always love when they show a person driving and the column shifter is obviously in Park.

Nope. Mouse. Why would a chocolate mousse have a dick?

People in general, including older established riders, are not riding anymore because of the head in the clouds, fingers on the phone cagers who make riding a terrifying, near-death experience.

Yeah, let’s blame it on those pesky millenials! Let’s not blame it on a range of motorcycles where the lightest weighs as much as the Death Star, the cheapest is still fucking expensive, the most powerful couldn’t pull the dick off a chocolate mouse, the most sporty has the dynamic prowess of a bag of shot badgers and…

Needs a William Tell Autotune.

I don’t see anything wrong with the price. I’m planning on getting it.

 The vehicle has a keypad you can use to unlock the vehicle. It’s on the b-pillar of trucks and used to be above the handle on cars. I think it’s a premium option, so you won’t see it on every Ford.