urbanemonkey
UrbaneMonkey
urbanemonkey

Screeching tires on dirt or gravel always makes me insane.

THIS - and one of constant peeves is watching the speedo / revs whenever they show a driving scene, HOLY HELL - you’re hauling ASS down the interstate at zero rpm... or DAMN, you just made a sick turn, they’ll NEVER CATCH YOU going NO mph.

I always love when they show a person driving and the column shifter is obviously in Park.

Nope. Mouse. Why would a chocolate mousse have a dick?

People in general, including older established riders, are not riding anymore because of the head in the clouds, fingers on the phone cagers who make riding a terrifying, near-death experience.

Yeah, let’s blame it on those pesky millenials! Let’s not blame it on a range of motorcycles where the lightest weighs as much as the Death Star, the cheapest is still fucking expensive, the most powerful couldn’t pull the dick off a chocolate mouse, the most sporty has the dynamic prowess of a bag of shot badgers and

Needs a William Tell Autotune.

 The vehicle has a keypad you can use to unlock the vehicle. It’s on the b-pillar of trucks and used to be above the handle on cars. I think it’s a premium option, so you won’t see it on every Ford.

Hailcat ??

This Clio is like the Fourth Republic: unstable, pieced together out of bits, ambitious, initially successful, and unmistakably French. And like the Fourth Republic, it will fail because of cross-border pressures.

Can we stop beating up on Sergio?

Maserati loves company.

When we were searching for a home, I told them no HOA’s.

I have what others would refer to as a “sports car” and it has a spirited exhaust note, high compression and a big thumpy cam. I also like to work on mine in the garage on occasion or swap wheels/tires out for autocross local events. I don’t need some busy body

Please fix this:

You came up with the perfect gif really Rapidely.

Loud exhaust is the worst.

No one ever trains for these situations.

Hey. Pick on someone who isn’t rich enough to track you down.

This guy has clearly Hadi-nuff of BMW.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.