there’s an xkcd for that:

The wind is happy

Next that guy was enquiring about the Dana LSD

I know several pilots personally, and they all tell me there’s nothing to worry about. It’s more annoying than anything. Commercial flights have to make it as comfortable as possible. If you talk to a pilot for freight services, like FedEx, you’ll know how good you have it on a passenger plane. Big turbulence? They…

Before they finally kill it, they will require 478 updates, each of which will try to force a McAfee install.

From Craigslist:

For sale: Subaru Outback. Slight lift.

Well now I regret saying “take.”

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

$40k for knowing it will never get stolen.

“He was able to escape and get into another car, which he drove to a car wash. After that all charges were suddenly dropped”

Make sure it’s engine oil you’re adding.

This could have all be avoided. I hope we will come up with some better training for the operation of complicated machines. I think you should be required to complete a minimum of 100 hours of training before they let you use these things on your own. I’m going to start demanding that the government look into why…

REAL cars have pop-up headlights!!

Goddamn, son. Log off and don’t come back ‘till you’ve gotten yourself a blowjob.

New neighbors at the Villages, widower Bob and widow Nancy had been eyeing each other. After a few cocktails one evening they hopped in bed. When it was over, Bob told Nancy she seemed like a much younger woman in the sack. She said “Well if I had known you were going to actually get an erection I would have taken off…

This is all totally it.

These aren’t medical devices. These are instrument to measure ballistics (ie artillery)

Toyota neglected to mention the polished concrete surface and the constant wetting to allow the 86 the ability to get and keep the wheels spinning...

Is one of his neighbors Ralph Nader?

That’s not what they meant by SKYACTIV.