Oh, the early ‘70s... where climate controls were put where she won’t be able to fiddle with them unless she’s already leaned over to perform her other womanly duties.

It’s like living your entire life knowing only Terriers and then suddenly discovering Dachshunds. What the fu…

I’m in my late 40s. That means I was a teenager through much of the 80s. At that time, stuff from the 50s and early 60s constituted classics, in terms of car design. 70s cars just looked outdated. 80s cars were what was new. Today, people my age are prime car nut material - old enough to be done with the tough years…

“I mean, you wouldn’t be buying it to send a kid off to college in”

Please consider using factual statements the next time you comment.

Yeah, I thought about making a tossed salad joke...but it was too damn easy. No challenge.

D.B. Pooper

I liked Top Gear USA.

A Momentary Lapse of Traction

Headlines we decided were best not to use, in case you were curious about just how lame we all are: Just Another McLaren F1 GTR In The Wall, Dark Side Of The Hoon.

Makes sense.

It could be worse:

Just saw Cleese live last night in Portland.

Yeah but the town prostitute isn’t going to disintegrate mid-coitus as a result of previous hard use

Oh snap, did this Z3 owner just get called out…?!

If you disgorge an antelope, does that mean it’s a cantaloupe?

vag factory... are we just gonna let that sit there? Ok. But 4th grade me just heard you say “vag factory.”

VAG factory.....Giggity.

Regardless of how you voted, at least that car was cleaned up an in presentation mode before the pictures were taken.

In the town where I was born
Lived a man with pipes to hit
And he told us of his Ford
And we all thought “He’s a twit.”
But we drove it anyway
‘Til that Iron Duke did quit
And we all lived off the grid
In our yellow piece of shit.

We all live in a yellow piece of shit
A yellow piece of shit, a yellow piece of shit.
We all live…