A Momentary Lapse of Traction

Headlines we decided were best not to use, in case you were curious about just how lame we all are: Just Another McLaren F1 GTR In The Wall, Dark Side Of The Hoon.

Makes sense.

Yeah but the town prostitute isn’t going to disintegrate mid-coitus as a result of previous hard use

Oh snap, did this Z3 owner just get called out…?!

vag factory... are we just gonna let that sit there? Ok. But 4th grade me just heard you say “vag factory.”

VAG factory.....Giggity.

Regardless of how you voted, at least that car was cleaned up an in presentation mode before the pictures were taken.

In the town where I was born
Lived a man with pipes to hit
And he told us of his Ford
And we all thought “He’s a twit.”
But we drove it anyway
‘Til that Iron Duke did quit
And we all lived off the grid
In our yellow piece of shit.

We all live in a yellow piece of shit
A yellow piece of shit, a yellow piece of shit.
We all live…

You could say this Amazon deal is prime.

He’d just left the club and couldn’t remember anything about the incident. Claims he’d been roofied.

That’s the shingle best drift I’ve seen today.

After an enormous effort you might end up with this, and it is supercharged as well.

I’ve fallen out of the sky. Dived under the ocean. Killed a man. Made love to a woman.

I dare say. In the last few weeks, Kristen has found her voice. Don’t hold back woman. You do good work.

Let’s not throw stones. Who among us hasn’t overcooked it in that exact tunnel multiple times?

No, I have Ford Sync. If it doesn’t work for me most of the time, I can only imagine how it would work for someone hacking it.

I’ve heard that, in its day, Martin Brundle said that this had one of the best handling saloon car chassis anywhere in the world.

This sports the Griffin and it has nothing British in its genes:

I’m struggling with these two as they’re not strictly Vauxhall, but the Bitter isn’t strictly Opel either so I have to allow the counter-punch.