Whether I’m in a car or on my bike, I always stop and offer help to motorcyclists stranded at the side of the road. Even if they’re scary-looking.

How did the orphan fit behind the sun visor? I’m confused.

This is the nicest one of these I’ve ever seen. NP.

Nope, not me. Scroll, click CP. Then read the article.

LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

Buy two; then you have a lovely pair of ta-tas.

CP.

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Ram raiders?

They call them “wrenches”. For some reason. The spanners.

In my M5, I have done almost exactly this. Except I keep the transmission in “soft” when it’s in auto. This is for maximum mooch mode. If I flick a paddle, the transmission changes to Manual mode and sharpens to “Sport”.

Uh, did you mean “knotty” pine? And “Cibie” infestation?

That is a Brit comedy duo - Cannon and Ball (Tommy Cannon and Bobby Ball). They were also from the Benny Hill era, hence the titillating risque “humor”.

Well, clearly it’s CP. But damn if I don’t want it.

Was it laden, or unladen?

I like that it exists. I really do. But I would never own it.

Step 1: acquire beautiful 430 Spyder with hideous, vile, awful, stomach-churning interior (for a bargain price because obviously)

Well, that’s handy.

My BMW M5 does the same thing. Framed windows.

Star for you!