EDIT:

All the stars for not calling an aileron roll a “barrel roll”. And double those stars for providing a clear and correct definition.

These guys do a fantastic job of coloring whatever you want.

You’d have to be insane to live in Paris.

Before the Sierra pickup, there was the Cortina pickup (started with the Mark III)

My balls retracted for the wheels-over-the-edge-and-almost-into-the-water shot.

I have the unlimited plan. I purchased a new iPhone 6s+ earlier this year (smashed my old phone). I bought it for full price at the Apple Store, and moved my plan over to it without ever seeing an ATT person. I will not move to another plan, as my data usage is high enough that their payment plan is still more…

Penny for his thoughts...?

You are a bad man.

Ford Es-car-pay (Escape)

I bet they also put the toilet roll on wrong. Tabs all the way.

Don’t listen to the spoiled haters, Freddie. Towing with your daily driver is a normal thing in countries other than the USA. When I lived in the UK, I towed my Microlight trailer with my Astra Convertible (don’t judge, it was a horrible car but fun with the roof down).

Shadowy figure, believed to be wanted man Jason Bourne, seen leaving the scene...

That’s hideous, darling! I wouldn’t be seen dead in it!

I sold my ‘74 two months ago for $27,500. Admittedly, it had only 33,000 miles and was a truly cherry survivor, but this one looks pretty good. The 74-and-earlier C3s are really climbing in value.

For situations like this, the hat is wearing HIM for protection.

Oh HELL no!

And snowmobiles are “snowtercycles” or “snowterbikes”.

You get a star. And a sympathetic wince.