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Feeling much better now. Whenever they come out with THE DVF WRAP DRESS OF THE SEASON I always think, "Okay, now what are we short-waisted girls supposed to wear ...?"

I do personally pee in your drinking water. All the time.

... ... what does it say about me that I'm more disgusted by the city's decision to dump that much water than I am by the teen's decision to piss in it?

Fine as long as I can still smoke.

a cool breeze under the cajun mood

So that's where babies come from! They arrive in candy bags!

I have no idea. Greek style yogurt was always pretty available in California at least and I've always liked it more than "regular" yogurt (it's just much nicer than a lot of plain yogurts because the creaminess tones down the tartness). This seems to be a ridiculous bandwagon fad though.

Thanks! "Clams" for dollars will be the 1940's slang that I try to bring back this week. My co-workers think I'm crazy but I say nuts to those mooks. I think it's a gas.

I hate being a grey.

This is actually Lily Allen singing, look it up.

I just want you to know. This post is good.

You are my new favorite, just for that gif. Btw, I have a niece named Rio, who never dances on the sand.

It would be a cool tattoo if it had a magic 8 ball feature.

"Nah, JB, nah. Your dick is HUGE, man!"

I totally agree with your point about being drunk is no excuse. It's like my high school friend who married this awful homophobic and racist jackass, and her excuse was that "he's only like that when he's drunk." Which, a) he was drunk a LOT so that means he's homophobic and racist a lot as well and b) at no point…

Is it true that Lauren Shields' next project is an "internet journal" chronicling how she completely stopped going online?

On an abstract level, I think western society sees itself as masculine. Loathsome as it is (to me at least,) we treat maleness like the default state of being, our collective gender. The feminine is considered mysterious. We are much more interested, on average, in the lives of female celebrities than male. …

TMBG also chimes in on this. This is where the party ends, Paula.

I know exactly what you mean. This gif made me happy to be alive this morning, thank you