Honey, I have talked to plenty of men. And if they are insecure, it's only around each other, and when they are young. I'm sure they are out there, and I know the size thing is always a concern BUT: I have yet to meet one who wasn't pleased with himself, at least on a private level.

It really sounds like what they need is a little withdrawal therapy so they can learn to appreciate true beauty again, unfiltered by modern media.

Date older men until the ones your age grow the hell up, is all I can say. Jesus.

Adorbs.

Oh, brother. Can't wait for the troll roll on this one.

"I would need the crazy toned down a bit."

See below at another commentor - 'sideboob' generates more clicks than 'cleavage'.

My thought was that they all must have been relieved when they realized they would be wearing masks the whole time.

I know, right? My thoughts exactly.

I have absolutely no doubt that this is the face he sees when he looks in the mirror. At least the handkerchief drapage is still the same, if nothing else.

Oh, I still like Leo a lot and think he's a great actor. And it doesn't sound like he's deceiving anyone or intentionally wronging anyone. It's just that when guys start getting to be around the big 4-0 and feel the need to talk about how they're banging away like they were at 21, with "multiple partners" who are half…

Leo DiCaprio - guess he decided to have his mid-life crisis a bit early, huh?

Why, thank you...it was my pleasure.

Ah, Ireland! Been there, love it, have a few Irish ancestors, one of my best friends here (in France) is Irish - but now your story doesn't surprise me at all. Heavens, you were brave to have brought the topic up in the first place.

Mrs. Platson is all of us, we are all Mrs. Platson.

Dude, Sparky just got here - she doesn't even know Henry yet. Just, you know, give her a cookie and tell her to get in line. Sheesh.

She walked up to the ice cream counter, resigned to the fact that after a long day of work, more work waiting at home and that stupid argument with someone who ran a red light and almost turned her into an urban pancake two blocks back, a good scoop (maybe two) of Haagen Dazs ice cream would probably the only tasty…

Anna, stop trying to make 'fetch' happen.

Well, I'm guessing you won't be sharing any further sex information with your mom, probably adopting a 'don't ask, don't tell' strategy. Bummer. All parents have their blind spots, mine just doesn't happen to be intolerance of bodily functions. To be fair, I don't expect my kid to announce to me whether or not she's a…

Aniston = box office returns. Easy math. Her movies have brought in over a billion dollars.