Arizona is probably getting a Democratic senator in November. It may get a Democratic governor. If that happens, then it’s very likely the governor would (and certainly could) appoint another Democrat to replace John McCain. That’s bizarre.

They robbed me, but the police caught them standing in the doorway waiting for the story to finish.  

I bowled with a 80 some year old woman and she drinks over 10 glasses of wine during league night. I've only seen her drunk once.

If there’s a “doesn’t run in 2020" scenario, I imagine it will be spun by Chief Cheeto’s handlers as “we accomplished everything we set out to do, in only 4 years! Other presidents took 2 whole terms! Best POTUS ever!”

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

I don’t mean to bring people down on the weekend, but at this point, it’s still more likely he gets reelected than impeached.

I’ll do some internet research & see if anything seems good for my dog. I do live in Colorado, so I’m sure choices abound. CBD-anything is hot here. I’m sure people have worked up stuff for dogs. 

I’m thinking some CBD oil might help my older dog with joint pain, but I don’t really know how he’ll react. Two thoughts - I don’t want him to have joint pain, but I also don’t want him to run around & be more active to the point where it’s going to cause more problems, and have him oblivious to the pain.

CBD oil

I disagree. We covered the Space Race in depth in high school. 

I’m rarely on the side of NFL management, (and even in this case they’ve fucked the messaging up) but the players don’t know what’s good for them if they’re going to revolt over this.  The NFL sees the writing on the wall, and knows it needs to get LESS violent if it’s going to survive.  The status quo will lead to…

Every animal dies. Not every animal truly lives.

“Both performances of a lifetime, I presume.” - Meaning that we all presume with her frequent popping in and out of rehab she’ll be pulling a (much less talented) Anna-Nicole Smith pretty shortly here?

My mom adopted two kittens (sisters) over the weekend and the calm one allows being held like a baby, but doesn’t know what the hell to do. The other one is a homicidal muffin and just kind of explodes out of your arms during any attempt at holding in a puff of cat hair and purring.

You’re not wrong.

Here’s a crazy pickup tip I’ve found to be true- if you see someone across a crowded bar or party that you’re interested in, and you want to know if they’re interested in you back, wait until they glance over at you, and then (without making eye contact) make an innocuous motion- rub your nose, look at your watch,…

Excellent idea. 

Great idea. My wife does tons of research and I think all but one time, she new exactly which hotel we were staying at before we booked it, but as the less research oriented of the two, I will definitely be using this the next time I book without her. 

Ooooh! I’ll play...I’m big on scratch baking

Please consider doing this on a regular basis Nick; there were some great ones in here.